THIS pOST rEaLLY FuNNY ..

i THINK jyi u can see this post de..i noe ALL is chinese but this all chinese word very easy wan..u try 2 see la..if u really dunno..sry i cant help ...wuahahahahahahahaha =p

妈妈学英文 （ 1 )

有一天，我正在看VCD，老妈棒了一本书进来。

老妈：这个 "i don't know." 是什么意思 ?
我说：我不知道.
老妈：送你去大学读了几年，你怎么什么都不知道 ？
我说：不是 ！ 就是"我不知道"嘛 ！
老妈：还嘴硬 ！
说完老妈给了我一巴掌。

妈妈学英文 （二）

老妈：那 "i know." 是什么意思你应该知道吧 ！
我说：是 "我知道".
老妈：知道就快说.
我说：就是 "我知道".
老妈：你皮痒是不是 ?
我说：就是 "我知道"呀！
老妈：知道你还不说？ 不懂不要装懂！
老妈又给了我一巴掌。

妈妈学英文 （三）

老妈：再问你最后一个，你给我翻译一下 "i know but i don't want to tell you." 是什么意思？
我说：... ... ... ... ... ...我拿起枕头往自己的头上猛K三十几下，再用那个头撞墙三十多下，再用脚踢桌角三十多下，再用双手轮流掌嘴三十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意了吧？！

人们常说：学习是痛苦的历程。
不过我不明白，为什么受伤的总是我。
我妈学英文的热情日益高涨，因而我的苦难就日益加深。

今天，她又来问我了。

老妈：儿子啊..! "i'm very annoyance,don't trouble me."是什么意思啊？
我说：我很烦，别烦我。
老妈：欠揍！跟你妈这么说话。
于是，我又挨了一巴掌。

妈妈学英文 一续二

老妈又问："i hear nothing,repeat"是什么意思呢？
我说：我没听清楚，再说一次。
老妈又说了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat.
我说：我没听清楚，再说一次。
我：噢~猛？

妈妈学英文 一续三

老妈再问："what do you say?"又是什么意思？
我说：你说什么？
老妈作势要打我，【算了，问另外一句。】

老妈：look up in the dictionary.是什么意思呢？
我说：查字典
老妈：叫我查字典？那我干嘛问你？！
这次我挨了两巴掌。

妈妈学英文 一续四

老妈又问："you had better ask somebody." 怎么翻呢？
我说：你最好问别人。
老妈：你是我的儿子，我问别人干嘛？你又在皮痒了。
我说：啊！god save me！
老妈：敢耍你老妈？上帝也救不了你！
老妈又给了我一巴掌。

妈妈学英文 一续五

老妈：我再问你。"Use your head ,then think it over."又是什么意思呢？
我说：动动你的脑子，再仔细想想。
老妈：死仔，还敢耍我？　接着又要动手。
我连忙说：是世上只有妈妈好的意思
老妈：嗯，这还差不多！等下我做好吃的给你，下次再问你。

ARE U FEEL THAT FUNNY..HAHA

ZAX Z~

Last post at today..

2day i dunno why..i update so many post at here..really sot le..haha.. i think got 4 or 5 post ..i post..so tat tis is the last post i update at 2day..Remember go see my all post lo..

Looking back through the years,
I can't believe how long
We have been best friends,
Through good times and bad.

When I needed someone to cry,
With me and laugh together
Give me a shoulder to lean on,
And a hug to make me feel better.

You know how true it is,
When you know that no matter what
Happens or goes on down the road,
That there will always be best friends.

So as time passes and days go by,
Just remember that when you need me
That no matter what time or place,
I will always be there by your side, my best friend.

zax z

Sakai...

Each night I pray for you as I lay me down to rest,
I ask God to keep you safe and give you all the best.

I pray that you remain grounded and hold on to your faith,
For God has great things in store for those who patiently wait.

I hope you are joyful and strong, compassionate and sincere,
I hope you believe in love and are able to love without fear.

I pray that you pray the same for me and my existence you do not fret,
I pray this for you, my future companion, but have I met you yet?
Zax z

Funny...Homework

Sometimes my homework is small
Sometimes my homework is long
But whenever i do my homework
My homework is always wrong

Sometimes I do my homework at a slow pace
Sometimes I do my homework in the fast lane
But however I do my homework
my homework is still a pain

Sometimes my homework is easy
Sometimes my homework is hard
But whenever i can't do my homework
I feel like a retard

zax z~

LOneLy...Am I !!

Lonely are the nights
Lonely are the days
Lonely am I, in so many ways

Lonely are the seasons
Lonely are the years
So lonely am I, that it brings tears.

Lonely is this place
Lonely is my life
Lonely am I, that I reach for a knife

Lonely is this court room
Lonely is my sentence
So lonely am I that I ask for repentance.

pOeM..

2DAY ntg sepical..ntg 2 write..very boring boring n boring...lonely lonely n lonely..write some poem at here la..not im write la..i find wan..haha..=p

sad love poem

I love you more every day,
My name I long for you to say.
Do you know just how I feel?
Do you know this love is real?
Sometimes I wonder what you think.
When you hear my name, do your cheeks turn pink?
Do you dream about me every night?
Wish to hug me and hold me tight?
Do you think we're meant to be?
Together forever, you and me?
These are the questions that run through my mind,
Your way into my heart, you did find.
It drives me crazy as to what I should do,
Should I risk a friendship and confess to you?
Or should I keep my feelings inside,
Keep them locked up, let them hide?
I just don't know what to do anymore,
My heart it aches, my heart it's sore.
I love you more than you could know,
And I don't want to ever let you go.
So even if I'm just a friend,
I'll always love you until the end.

LOve is ?
Love is the greatest feeling
Love is like a play
Love is what I feel for you
each and everyday

Love is like a poem
Love is like a song
Love is a great emotion
that keeps us going strong

I love you with my mind
my heart, my body, my soul
I love the way I keep loving you
like a loving I cant control


Love you each and everyday
and every time our hearts meet
I love you is what they say

Love is you, I know it is
and any storm I know we can weather
through the ups and downs, high and lows
Love is me and you, together

Love Is

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Everytime exam also gt something vexation come out..so stupid

Why everytime exam also got vexation came out de?? Tat vexation not about exam wan u noe!!
Is about another thing..friendship..love..n another la..rojak already..haha =D
My friendship?? Haix ..i also dunno how 2 say..Ching Enn angry me again lo..becz i din care her feel..i noe i din care your feel..is im wrong..but i already say sorry..i din put ' lo' at behind ..4get me la..ching enn..
My love?? i already ask tat person many time..' can u accept me? '..but she also no respon..haix..so swt..i also dunno wan ask how many time ' can u accept me ?'..she chai accept me lo..When u accept me jek..?? now im feel..lonely..becz i din feel gt ppl care me anymore..i juz wanna one 'gf' can couple wif me..im not playboy la..i dunno how say la..juz wanna one gf..can care me..only..of coz muz gt feel wif her la..not cal one ppl couple wif me ..den tat all la..i like tat ppl..when u wan accept me jek? i already wait 30days la..but u also dinhave any respon!!
About exam..so susah u noe?? gt another 12 jam about exam ..means gt 12jam wan exam la..3 days..i wan faster finish exam ar..den i can relax..go hong kong lo..n go out wif my friend..but romp shrit..haha =D

zax z~

The King of shit!!!

The king of shit is...
Han Ching Enn...
she very clever...
very cool...
very cute..
like a baby also..haha
sometimes she say me is stranger n pembuli...
but i din do anything also..
but nvm la..
i wil sayang back her also de..
den she hapi again lo..
i also hapi de...
but nt like her la...she gt lover ady..
she like 2 talk many many things..
very easy angry...n easy 2 cry..but still cute oo..
haha..
tat all..4 'the shit gang' naib persident...
han ching enn...
bye..
zax z~

BRAZEN-FACED!!!

Sometimes i feel i very brazen-faced...but i feel tat person ady tell me..she dun love me..bt i everyday say i never give up..never give up..haha...so stupid..juz waste the time..but what should i do?? really wanna 4get her...but everytime everysecond i ask her u like me anot? she always no responen...haix..what should i do jek?? i choose ... i giv up...but until now i haven get the true answer..haix!!

what should i do??
love love love..
so suck n fuck..
haix...tell me what should i do??
my brain n my heart pain now??
only got one sentence in my brain!!!
tat is..
WAN exam liow...what should i do?? this only wan relax myself la...
tat sentence is...
U HAVEN GIVE ME TRUE ANSWER..WHAT SHOULD I DO?
I NOE ... U ALL MUZ CAL ME GIVE UP...BUT...MAYBE SHE ALSO SAY LIKE TAT BUT..
BUT I WAN U TEL ME...
WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW ??
GIVE UP OR WHAT?

Help me pls!!

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What should i do???

Why u always dun care about me? I do many many things, only wan u care about me...but i din see you doing anything...haiz...I dun even wan you accept me..but i only wan you care about me like friend..but u also din do anything...what should i do?? infront of me care about another person..u noe im feel hurt?? But i noe..i noe.. i noe u doing wat..what you feel also..im nt so comphehend u, but i think i comprehend u more than another friend..i noe u all muz write me so'zhi lian ' wan..but that true..u dun care about me, like a friend also dunwan...everyday u also noe ask her..there n this..but i dun mind...i answer you..i din say anything..y i wan doing like that..so stupid u noe?? only wan u hapi n get the true answer..sometimes im feel im loser..becz i din win anymore..one times also dunhave..i din say u wrong..that my problem..im wrong..u din wrong anything..i promise u din wrong anything..becz i only noe sit at there n wait..stupid..sometimes i also dunno im doing wat..??? but if i wan action anything that times..muz got another vexation come out..so i din doing anything wif u...i only noe say..i wait u..i wait u...but i very angry myself..I WAN WAIT WAT??Arhhh..suck man...I like 2 see train goway..becz if train goway means my vexation also follow goway..but i dun like train coming..my vexation also coming..!!! everytimes also like that, wanna ujian that times..muz got many vexation coming..Suck man..arhhh...what should i do now?? i really dunno..Help me..!!! HAIX...

TATZ ALL..
ZAX Z~

I ady edit..go c again la..THE SHIT GANG... so shit..

GIRAFFE AMANDA ===Y i say amanda is giraffe le? becz she very tall...but she is no.2 only..also tall la...no.1 is who le?ting ting ting ting..is ...agnes..tat another shit..swt man..sometime so blur but sometime..so clever wow...so cacat man...haha...but she shufflez really cant...hehe..but gambateh la..i noe u can de..haha...everyday call me help her buy food 4 her eat..haiz~kesianya..T.T

HORSE AGNES===Y i say agnes is horse le? becz she like train..run also very fast but only in shit gang..haha=p she walk eat also very fast de wow..so sakai...hmm..i think she is the 1st ppl finish the project...becz many ppl borrow her project de...i think tat good la..but sometime she wear the clothes really cant la..but u can go n find one cours to read de..haha..ar..sometime gt litter bit sakai la..haha=p

SMALL LION ALICIA===Y i say she is small lion? becz i think she nt very 凶la..but if she angry ..haha..all also wan die lo..so i very scare her angry wan..so children also very scare her de..she say wan la..i dun think so..haha..hmm...sometime make like so cool...talk wif her den din talk back wif me...haiz~so cham ar...but is ok...everyday also like tat de la..her face, clothes,money...that very good ....y i say very good..becz her face very white tat means bersih la..clothes all also got name wan..money haha..i wan i wan..means very rich lo..haha^^

BATWOMEN MEI WAN===y i say she is batwomen?becz she like vampire ...everytime everysecond also say about vampire+blood..so sakai..i think in tis world..she muz everyday say de word is shit,vampire,blood..hmm..everyday also say shit shit shit..so v have shit gang..she like shufflez..she shufflez ok la..nt so bad la..she acount very gd de oo...i think la..gt sometime say sakai nt say shit ady wow..haha so sakai man..gt many guys like her de oo..becz she small ma..haha XD

PIG MEI KUAN===Y i say her is pig lerh? becz she like 2 slp..becz she say slp at hse..tat is 'guai children'...2day..she say she is digi..becz she rumah is marywood(yellow) ..so daozha lo...About mei kuan...wanna say wat lerh?? hmm...she like make pig...like 2 slp..haha..ntg say about her..superwomen ...haha...sry 4 ntg 2 say..hehe..=.='''

DINASOUR HSU ANN===Y i say her is dinasoue le? becz she very 'xiong'...what also can do..so boldness..man....suet yee best fren..she very ‘chang qing' lo..i think so..sometime dunno her think about wat..sceret person..like twilight..haha..=p

PUPPY SEX JIA YI===Y i say her is puppy sex le? becz she everyday also say bout sex ..she like puppy also..haha..very comprehend sex.....hmm...so cool...like romp...like shufflez n hip hop...english ppl(banana) haha...tell her one thing afther 10 minit 4get..haiz~better dun tell her...haha..math nt so good..but i noe her now gambateh de..haha...like sex...means see la..she say wan...>^

WHITE TIGER JING WEN===y i say she is white tiger le? becz she very ferocious..if she angry ..like volcano during eruption..haha..=p...haiz~i dunno wan say wat lo..everyday say me..cacat..sakai...but her person so bad..becz she everyday say me...haha..nvm..i wil rememberu de jing wen..haha=p

ELEPHANT SHU HUI===y i say her is elephant le..becz she gt a bit fat..but nt too fat la..still cute la..haha..=D...very white...abit like boy...she say wan..everyday blek blek blek..like 2 eat..eat many things...like 2 eat roti...cool anot? hmm...ok la...i noe i nt cool but now i say u , nt say me..!! haha..=p

i think i say more bad things more than good thing
haha
watever..dun hit me ar..
ZAX Z~

kanasai day..

2day is Kanasai day...stupid kanasai day..but 2day also is funny day ...cacat betul la saya..hmm..act y i say 2day is kanasai day becz 2day i stomach pain..stomach pain ady is my ill...haiz...i tahun 4 or 5 ..ady gt stomach pain...becz dunwan eat anything..cacat betul..sakai..so until 2day stomach pain ady is my ill...very pain u noe..cacat betul la..sry frens..4 2day din go chinese class..im nt ponteng..really pain..haiz..if nt u go n try la..cacat betul

But 2day also is funny day...2day i go n buy mee becz i very hungry..den i eat eat eat until half..tat ky put some ' lai chi' in my soup there..sakai la..so my mee soup very sweet ady ..cacat betul..bt tat nice...hahaXD..sakai la me..afther me n jyi eating finish...v dunno play wat..go n play tat soup..u gt eat tis soup? is soup+TELUR soup+ice lemon tea+water=DUNNO WAT IS TAT!!! but jyi say nice wow..sakai..

den v back hse tat time..me n jyi sudd say wan open 1 shop 4 tis soup...i think very famous wan..hahahahaha...i think nice lo...becz gt ice lemon tea..haha

Zax Z~

Nightmare...

WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME???

WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME???

Y WHEN I SLEEP GOT A LOT OF NIGHTMARE COME OUT??

ARHHH........

CANT SLEEP CANT SLEEP CANT SLEEP..
STUPID DAM DAM..MAN!!!
MY VEXATION ADY GO AWAY..
GOT ANOTHER VEXATION COMING??
STUPID MAN..
I DUNWAN..ARHHHH!!!
GIVE ME A FOND DREAM...
I WAN I WAN I WAN..
HAIZ~HMM...
UJIAN COMING...
THAT'S MY NIGHTMARE..
GIVE ME RELAX...
HAIZ~I DIN SCARE..
UJIAN I TELL U ...I DIN SCARE U WAN..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

ZAX Z~

Now im dunhave vexation..haha

Y im say i dunhave vexation ady?? Hmm..becz my vexation go away ady...haha...my love vexation..
just now..solve ady..that kes is like that de..im love her..but im dunno she love me anot ??? so im everyday ask her lo...but she dunwan tell me wan..haiz~so i dunwan ask ady la..i noe that answer is she dinhave any love me feel ..haiz~so sad man~but never mind la..i can be her is my mui de..haha..like that also can ...'''' cacat..

Hmm...act she din tell me wan...but i noe la..no need tell me ady .. i noe that answer ...
Dun hurt me man...
yeah..yeah..yeah..my vexation go away..
haha..really zhadao rite?
watever ...man..ladies..
giv me zhadao is ntg wan..
giv michelle liew zhadao tat really gt problem lo..
haha..
so i got mui ady lo..
but she sudd make my jie jie...
zhadao...
watever...

Zax Z~

Hmm..Hmm..Hmm

Halo..ladies..gentleman...gals...guys..dudes..haha..
2day dunhave any special things i wan 2 say..
Hmm..Hmm..Hmm..really ntg 2 say la..
2day..jing wen very angry oo...
first time i also dunno wat happen de lo..
Me like org cacat ...n very blur blur blur n blur..
Haiz~like sakai man~
mei wan de fs ( cancer la) another means...tat jing wen tell me de lo...lolx
sot sot wan!!!
ok..about meiwan fs..y i say she got fs lerh?
becz she fs is everyday say shit shit shit..
so v have a shit gang..
everyday say shit shit shit..
breakfast..lunch..dinner..supper..sleeping...do homework also say
shit shit shit
now i also got fs ady la..
oh shit~
haiz~y i say shit??? MAN!!!!!
AHRRR....AHRRR..
watever la..

ZAX Z~

The shit genting n another story!!!

Erm...about the shit genting...im means nt bad la...is many ppl at there genting camp say shit..haiz~eat dinner ..sleeping..play games n chit-chat also wanna say shit shit shit...haiz~really zhadao..

Another story
2day dunno y suddenly hsu ann ask me one questions about love n of coz nt ask me ' r u love me la'!!! haha
suddenly hsu ann tell me that people nt like u wan ? y u dunwan give up ? i oni can say i dunhave give up this feel...n many many things...about that la...

hsu ann say many things about call me give up wan...i also dunhave that feel...cacat..
hsu ann also say haiz lo..~i think she give me zhadao lo..

haha~
hsu ann i tell u 4get her nt really easy u noe?

zax z~